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Christyna

Most beautiful , smart , lovely , girl you'll ever meet . She is always real AF & can be a good ass friend . A keeper , never wanna lose her . She has swag from head to toe . Always on point . Everyone loves her yet hates on her . Best thing to have around .
Christyna is always on point with her swag . You gotta love her .
by Rosiebbby September 28, 2011
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Crusty Shit Hair

It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.
Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.
by Jake Tam June 17, 2008
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crusty muzzle

This is when you are having sex and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (SOCK) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth.
Kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during sex that i had to give her the crusty muzzle so she didn't wake you up.
by grimmy December 23, 2005
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crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her
by violentjoe December 14, 2008
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Christy Clark

The mentally challenged premier of British Columbia Canada, known to make terrible decisions without listening to the general population
Christy Clark wants to raise Medical Services premiums again, need to find a way to afford shutting down an bridge in Vancouver to do a giant yoga party on.
by Spaghettifore May 25, 2016
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crusty poop

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair
Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.
by Disel2013 March 26, 2017
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crusty plush

On Storage Wars one of the buyers would refer to crappy lockers as crusty plush meaning it had some stuff that was worthwhile but it was also either filthy or disgusting
that locker was crusty plush , a bunch of used mattresses and bags of trash
by BellasaurusTheJust September 25, 2020
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