christmas tree 

a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.

I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.

christmas tree by Kyle White December 29, 2003

christmas tree 

The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.

Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.

christmas tree by Max Debord April 21, 2007

California Christmas tree 

a palm tree decorated like a Christmas tree(palm trees are plentiful in California, Florida and other states with similar climates)

His parents did not believe in using artifical trees. However, no evergeen trees grew where they came form. The solution was to get a California Christmas tree.

California Christmas tree by Light Joker December 15, 2004

dirty christmas tree 

wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.

I want to dirty Christmas tree.

dirty christmas tree by Donkey donk December 5, 2013

christmas tree weed

an expression used to describe a type of weed that is really, really green and can get you extemely high,usually refers to cali or dro

last night i smoked some christmas tree weed.

christmas tree weed by uptown king December 28, 2009

Iron Christmas Tree 

The raunchiest sexual position in existence. Some believe it to be a myth, like woman's rights.

Guy: What's that smell?

Other Guy: Silly, this is the spot where Thomas Jefferson performed an Iron Christmas tree upon a slave. Back in 1802.
... Didn't you see the sign?

Iron Christmas Tree by Hollywood Sam March 31, 2009

Free Range Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.

Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!

Free Range Christmas Tree by Laleph December 14, 2010