A dirrrtty ho who looks like a piece of shite. She can sing, but tone it down girl. Do you want to make my ear's bleed? Get that hankercheif of your tits and wipe my bleeding ears!!
by Me October 21, 2004
Get the Christina aguileramug. (n.) - a description for an individual who, while possessing detectable levels of genuine talent and presence, lacks the ability to transcend over other individuals of questionable artistic merit in a specific field of study or art. see Britney Spears, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper
Joni's Powerpoint presentations are always full of interesting facts and statistics that really help educate the supervisors about the corporate strategy, but are always overshadowed by Hank's presentations that are full of limited information, but include loud sounds and colorful slides that swivel around the projector. Poor Joni is the Christina Aguilera of the department.
I hate how vapid, unintelligent Carly doesn't even show up to class and is averaging a 95 A, while I've been busting my 170 IQ ass every day to earn this second-rate Christina Aguilera 86.
Used as a passive verb -
The French swimming team was really strong during the Olympic relay swim, but they Christina Aguilera-ed it and ended up with the silver medal.
I hate how vapid, unintelligent Carly doesn't even show up to class and is averaging a 95 A, while I've been busting my 170 IQ ass every day to earn this second-rate Christina Aguilera 86.
Used as a passive verb -
The French swimming team was really strong during the Olympic relay swim, but they Christina Aguilera-ed it and ended up with the silver medal.
by M J I October 25, 2008
Get the Christina Aguilera mug. A sarcastic term that adults use to describe whorish looking young girls/women that have little self worth or common sense, and no taste.
A womanchild walks into a bar looking like she's ready to participate in a vivid sex production and patron #1 says to patron #2 : Get a load of christina aguilera over there.
by nary dict September 17, 2005
Get the Christina Aguileramug. Christina Agulara "Young Jeezy" refering to that top of the line white girl aka cocaine. Not just no averge white girl aka coke. Found on Young Jeezy & USDA - White Girl song.
by rltipster April 10, 2007
Get the Christina Aguileramug. by Lindsay Clark January 4, 2004
Get the Christina Aguileramug. A slutty whore whose main goal in life is to show as much skin to the public as legally possible; has a retarded nickname "Xtina" and "embraces her latino roots" despite the fact that she has blond hair, blue eyes, and is 1/10 latino. Hopefully dead by 2005.
by DeathWish October 19, 2004
Get the Christina Aguileramug. A stupid, ugly, trashy, whorish singer. Was at first your typical blonde teenage singer which was the trend at the time. Then she dyed her hair black, started wearing booty-shorts, and started singing about feminism. After that, she dyed her hair half-blonde half-brown/shit color, put it in braids, and looked like something straight from a trailer park septic tank. Now, she dyed her hair blonde again, cut it short, curled it, and is trying to bring back the 30s. She dresses in glittery dresses, uses old microphones, wears stupid hats from the era, and rolls around on pianos while singing. Sorry bitch, the 30's are long over, and you will never bring it back. Hopefully, so will your career be really soon.
Christina Aguilera (Uglyera) is a trashy, ugly, stupid whore who sings worse than Barbara Streisand. I'd rather listen to a peacock get it's guts pulled out of it's ass.
by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006
Get the Christina Aguileramug.