Cholesterol Hero

Whenever a ridiculously obese person is playing (or perhaps attempting to play) the game Guitar Hero. He or she may think that playing it may actually lower his or her cholesterol level.

-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"

by acrestare July 7, 2011

Cholesterol Dick

Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.

"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"

"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."

by ORegan March 22, 2015

Cholesterolites

The nutrients in deep fried and greasy food that helps to sober you up after a wicked bender.

We stopped at Waffle House when we were low on cholesterolites after my bachelor party.

by SR33666 December 15, 2018

Choistery

Chosty but more retarded

That is a choistery pen 15 you have there!!

by YACKYOB December 14, 2019

Chopster

A person especially a male who have sex on a regular basis

He claims chastity as his hall mark yet he is a chopster

by Blaque vybz March 24, 2022

Cholesterol

There Are Two Types Of Cholesterol, Good, And Bad Cholesterol. It's Bad If Your Good Cholesterol Is Low AND Bad If Your Bad Cholesterol Is High. However, It's Good If Your Good Cholesterol Is High And If Your Bad Cholesterol Is Low.

Person 1: "I Just Got My Blood Drawn And I Have Low Good Cholesterol."
Person 2: "Oh Dang Bro That Sucks."

by Wo' 'er March 1, 2023

Chooster

Adjective meaning crazy, gnarly or dangerous.

Man that night was properly chooster

by BigC1305 January 4, 2024