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Chocolate Clam Surprise

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When a woman has wiped her ass from the front, leaving fecal matters inside her vagina and then pushes it out while someone goes down on her.
"Man, last night I got such a Chocolate Clam Surprise, I vomited all over the chicks belly."
by TankTopTitties December 17, 2012
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When your in the act of making love with your wife from behind and you slip your dick into her ass without saying anything first and then she proceeds to diarrhea all over your penis
“yea me and my wife were doing it last might and I gave her the old chocolate syrup surprise
by Tonka Jahari January 17, 2026
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When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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chocolate suprise

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While you are fingering a girl with you're index finger and big finger, you quickly spit/salivate on her but hole and casually slip your pinky finger in.
Steve was getting it on with his girlfriend and he gave her the chocolate suprise.
by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005
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when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth
i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise
by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009
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chocolate clam suprise

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When a woman poops and puts it up her vagina, and when a man goes down on her, she squeezes it out on his face, giving him a "chocolate clam suprise"
John was very suprised when he recived a chocolate clam suprise from the woman he got home from the club.
by Ziink October 22, 2012
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Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.
You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.
by zShortbusz November 25, 2009
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