chocolate covered cherry

When your girlfriend is on the rag and on the toilet. You only have one bathroom and you have to drop a deuce really bad. You pop a squat on her lap and do your business anyway. What a blessing this life is!

Just try it! I promise it will be really fun. My girlfriend loves kinky stuff like that. It will make good fun on potty time. Chocolate covered cherry are delicious.

by this is ridiculous November 23, 2007

chocolate covered peanuts

A black man's testicles.

Look at those loose chocolate covered peanuts!

by Bulger March 23, 2005

chocolate covered raspberry

The act of farting on someone's tongue when receiving a rim job.

Susie thought she was cute earlier in the day by giving me a raspberry; so later that night I gave her a chocolate covered raspberry she soon would not forget; it was a little wet.

by Sean Brooks September 12, 2006

Chocolate covered strawberry

Jamming you tongue so far in his/hers ass for long period of time,that by the time you pull it out it is swelled and covered in shit two thirds the way up.Thus resembling a chocolate covered strawberry.

When I was with this girl last night I had my tongue in her ass so long that when I pulled it out it looked like a chocolate covered strawberry.

by Biganimal March 16, 2008

Chocolate Covered Babies

A Gingers Favorite Sunday Treat. Babies Covered in Chocolate topped with roasted pecans. (usually the eyes are replaced with cherries)

Chris - OmFgZoRz GiNgEr!!!one! U R A Witch!1eleven11

Spence - want some chocolate covered babies?

Chris - FALSE, Your In our Crib Eatin our babies

Eric,Chris,Chris,Billie - ROFLCOPTERS!!!11!

Lady at block Buster - Are you going to rent all those gay cowboy pr0ns?

McKewn - Yes, you take Visa???

by JesusOmega December 25, 2006

Chocolate Covered Nuts

When someone wipes their ass and it smears their shit all the way onto their nuts (usually can only happen with male)if it happens with a Female it would be called a Muddy Clam.

"Jacob was nervous while taking a shit so he ended up with chocolate covered nuts"

by blahblahblah February 9, 2004

chocolate covered raisin

An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.

"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."

by anonimissy February 4, 2010