crispy j-j

a 'spliff', 'joint' or 'zoot' with canabbis rolled to perfection.

northern variation: a 'toby special'.

'mann, that brother just rolled one crispy j-j!'

'shit me! thass a wee toby special!'

by rogerbadman. December 21, 2008

chippy gaff

A filthy household which is fuelled by drink, drugs and deep house music.

"You coming back to Jacks chippy gaff after parklife?"

"Yeah mate, can't wait for some balloons and Jamie Jones".

by Chippy_Guy April 22, 2016

crispy snoots

Pig snouts that are barbecued for a long time. Crispy snoots are a regional favorite in St. Louis, Missouri. Usually smoked over hickory, and served with crispy trotters (pig feet) and deep fried ravioli.

The best crispy snoots I ever ate were from a place in East St. Louis that used beer in their BBQ sauce. Mmmm good!

by fugitive May 12, 2007

Crispy socks

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

by idifferfromyou2005 October 15, 2005

Bob Marley Extra Crispy

Used in the Movie Tenacious D to refer to a buying of marijuana at the local Pizza place.

Go down to Toneys Pizza tell him you want the Bob Marley Extra Crispy, He'll know what you mean.

by Ricky Todd October 3, 2007

Dry Chippydog

When a girl or guy ferociously gives a guy a handjob against his will and with no lubricant.

Adam: ahh Maddy what are you doing?!
Maddy: Im too tired to get the lube.
Adam: nooo! Not a dry chippydog!

by pinchybrah August 3, 2019

Crispy Concords

An extremely hot sigma male that streams and does YouTube.

Dude he's such a Crispy Concords.

by CrispyConcordsSupporter May 2, 2022