Chimpass

Its a women whose ass can be mistaken for a chimpanzee for it is very fucking hairy

Syn : Monkey's Ass, ATFH, and Ass Jungle

Mick "You bro did you hook up with Lexi"

Drake "Couldnt bro she had Chimpass. Fuck I could find her pussy even if I had a machete"

Mick "Damn"

by RattlesnakeOfAZ April 1, 2011

Chinless Wonders

A phrase popularised by Kim Woodburn in Celebrity Big Brother 19 after she used it to describe some of her fellow housemates who blindly follow Nicola McLean

Kim Woodburn: They're all a bunch of chinless wonders

by RockyG101 February 3, 2017

chimple

A pimple on one's chin.

"EW, that girl that just walked by had like five chimples going on!"

by sillhouette-sara May 30, 2009

childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.

She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

Chimpress

A portmanteau describing a method of trying to impress people by directly mirroring their actions, like a chimpanzee would do. If a human does something in front of a chimp, the chimp will start to reenact the humans action. For some reason, a person who does said method of impressing thinks that doing everything you do is cool!

guy1: Dude, guy3 is really trying to chimpress you, what a douche.
guy2:yea, i've noticed. he needs to stop hanging around us.
guy3: Hey guys wanna go do some alcohol? I've seen some pics of partys you went to. beer pong is super cool!

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guy1: here comes guy3 trying to chimpress us again man
guy2: oh boy! that douche is a douche!
guy3: hey guys, im gonna get so high this weekend. Im gonna trip on my nut! you guys enjoy consuming marijuana right? pot, YEAH!!!!!

by JuniorRichBoy March 3, 2009

clipless

Requiring no clip.

Clipless bicycle pedals require no toe straps and are disengaged by rotating the foot.

by Reuel Titus October 20, 2003

Chipples

"suffering from Chipples" is a phrase used to describe someone who has never reached or never will reach average height. It is a polite way of describing someone as being stumpy.

"I'm terribly sorry madam, but I am afraid that your son is suffering from Chipples."

by rofwords July 3, 2009