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intoxicated chicken fucker 

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Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
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Bald Headed Chicken Fucker 

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A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.
I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!
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Frozen Chicken Fucker 

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One who fucks a frozen chicken
CNN News reporter: "Yeah pulled this bitch last night. Got her ass home. Sobered tha fuk up tho. She was rank and i couldna get wood. Pulled a frozen chicken outta tha deep freeze. The ho fingered her slime hole throughout. Even ma dog licked tha bitch out. Man ima frozen chicken fucker"
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Bald headed chicken fucker 

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Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding
Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker
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albino chicken fucker 

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The most ugly white shoes you can find usually found In the recycling bin of a middle school boys locker room
Damn those are some fucking albino chicken fuckers

Boil-Faced Chicken Fucker 

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Any adolescent, usually male, with a profound acne problem (five-seven white/black heads) on or about the the facial area that attempts friendship and acceptance through fowl intercourse.
Pimple-Faced Jimbo should'a never porked that Blue Hen of Delaware at the "Smooching Under the Sea" dance. It squawked so loud I could barely dance to Lady Gaga! He's a Boil-Faced chicken fucker failing to get jiggy with it!
Boil-Faced Chicken Fucker by Tweeotch August 13, 2010
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