(Noun) An individual who talks a lot of shit, fast. Their lips moving at an alarming rate which causes “smacking” sounds, simulating the sound of chewing loudly. disgusting saliva oozing from their gums like cum. Hence- Cum Chewer. Often used to describe someone who spits when they talk.
Jamal: damn nigga, did you see Tyrone going on and on about the fuckin’ basketball game he won?

Philip: Yeah, he was raving about it. I could feel the spray all on my face every time he said “bathsketball”. What a Cum Chewer.
by Dick Man Bebe January 5, 2018
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A person who chews a whole pack of gum in one day. When they run out they suddenly get bad breath (withdrawals) and get another pack ASAP.
Dude John always has a piece of gum in his mouth. He's definitely a chain chewer!
by Cj Bird December 6, 2007
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When somebody goes down on a girl who has their periods.
Steve: how'd did you go last night bro?

Ron: yeah heaps good, i licked her out in the back seat of my car.

Steve: wow, but Cindy said she had her periods! dude you're a clot chewer
by greatlakes November 22, 2009
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someone who chews chode and loves chewing joshs sack and loves brown eye cream pies
Hey chode chewer why dint you screw her ?

Because i love chewing chode and chewing joshes sack
by bullfuckin shit March 21, 2010
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One who enjoys tossing salads, lickin ass, etc...
Bro 1: Man! She is smokin' hot. I would tongue punch her dirt star

Bro 2: Not me bro, I'm not a sewage chewer
by Senor Ringpiece August 5, 2009
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a woman who performs oral sex on another woman. See carpet muncher
Any chick who listens to the Indigo Girls is a serious rug chewer
by Hepcat January 24, 2003
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