Chesapeake Fundip

A blowjob where after the first lick you sprinkle Old Bay seasoning on the dick to give a spicy crab flavor to your man.

That girl from tinder is from Maryland so you know she gave me that Chesapeake Fundip

by Old bay daddy February 5, 2024

The Ol' Chesapeake Bay

When you go down on somebody and you get crabs, or vice versa.

Ryan over here is a victim of the Ol' Chesapeake Bay, woke up with crabs.

by Big Kevster December 6, 2025

Chesapeake Bay Lovers

A movement founded by a mysterious mustache man in the Chesapeake Bay region for the purpose of spreading the good news of love for the Chesapeake Bay. This movement may be found to coincide with Catholicism and other sects of Christianity.

Chesapeake Bay Lovers are known for the phrase , ‘It ain’t easy.’ This statement is usually preceded by some reference to the adjetive, ‘brackish.’
A Chesapeake Bay Lovers will often refer to themself as, ‘brackish.’

by Chesapeake Bay Oyster #11 March 15, 2025

Chesapeake Buzzard Spider

A manifestation of arachnophobia that involves sprinting in terror through a bamboo grove while you are being chucked at.

Man, those Chesapeake Buzzard Spiders really got a reaction! Those kids looked petrified.

by McSnack July 16, 2022