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celebreligious

A celebriligious person fixates on the the lives of celebrities (or more commonly, celebutantes) and takes great interest in the most mundane aspects of their lives with an obsessed, religious-like fervor.

Celebriligious zealots are often spotted reading "Us Weekly" or "People Magazine" or watching E!.
Ex. 1:

Celebriligious person: "OMFG did you hear?!?! Spencer Pratt just <did something douchey and retarded and not remotely interesting>!!! How amazingly interesting!!"

Regular person: "I hate you."

Ex. 2:

Regular person: "What are you doing?"

Celebriligious person: "Just reading in the latest People Magazine about how Brangelina's going to adopt another dozen African babies -- how sweet! And just look at what Paris Hilton was wearing last Saturday!! I just love her!!"

Regular person: "I hate myself for talking to you."

Ex. 3:

Celebreligious person: "Oh no! I forgot to TiVo the new episode of "The Hills"!! I just might kill myself!!"

Regular person: "May I help?"
by Mister_BS January 26, 2010
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Celebration Milk

Another term for semen, the white sticky liquid produced from the meat truncheon after sex or fap sessions.
"My doctor caught me in her room covered in celebration milk, I assured her it was not mine."
by thejagerage October 30, 2011
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celebracon

bacon (preferably high quality bacon) eaten to celebrate a life event or holiday.
yay I somehow passed that class! time for some celebracon!
by cnkohyfub August 1, 2013
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Celebratoreos

An impulsive decision consisted of the total annihilation of both an entire package of Oreos, preferably Family Size, as well as one’s dignity and self worth as a form of celebration. Usually accompanied by one’s friend, the more ridiculous the reason to celebrate, the better the experience.
Because of Oreos’ addictive nature, Celebratoreos appear to be a can’t-miss opportunity at blissful enjoyment. That is, until Oreos’ second-most dangerous quality takes full effect, causing sickness towards the product to grow to an unplanned, undesired, and very much unnerving state. Regret becomes tangible as reality seems to hit you like a punch in the face. However, its most dangerous quality will lure you back time and time again, like the Siren song, in what now you realize to be a surely inescapable death.
Pat: I only let up 5 goals playing hockey tonight. Celebratoreos?
James: Are you sure? Remember last time with Red Velvet?
Pat: That won’t happen again.
James: Ok, let’s do Mint.
by tmtas403 September 22, 2017
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Caelem

Handsome man who can get mad bitches and has hella friends. Can also skate really good and he’s super cool and legendary. Usually loves dragon ball and gets heartbroken by girls named Delila
Guy 1: Damn why is caelem such a legend like bro
Guy 2: Ya I know right! But I heard that bitch Delila broke his heart
Guy 1: Shit that fucking sucks he’s a god
by WhatAFuckingLegend November 20, 2019
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Masturbation Celebration

An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.
We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.
by A shitty excuse for a name November 1, 2006
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goal celebration

A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:

*Player 1 scores a goal.

*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.

*Player 2 grabs him.

*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.

*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.

*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.

*All team mates orgasm with player 1.

*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
by Chullage February 3, 2009
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