A celebriligious person fixates on the the lives of celebrities (or more commonly, celebutantes) and takes great interest in the most mundane aspects of their lives with an obsessed, religious-like fervor.
Celebriligious zealots are often spotted reading "Us Weekly" or "People Magazine" or watching E!.
Celebriligious zealots are often spotted reading "Us Weekly" or "People Magazine" or watching E!.
Ex. 1:
Celebriligious person: "OMFG did you hear?!?! Spencer Pratt just <did something douchey and retarded and not remotely interesting>!!! How amazingly interesting!!"
Regular person: "I hate you."
Ex. 2:
Regular person: "What are you doing?"
Celebriligious person: "Just reading in the latest People Magazine about how Brangelina's going to adopt another dozen African babies -- how sweet! And just look at what Paris Hilton was wearing last Saturday!! I just love her!!"
Regular person: "I hate myself for talking to you."
Ex. 3:
Celebreligious person: "Oh no! I forgot to TiVo the new episode of "The Hills"!! I just might kill myself!!"
Regular person: "May I help?"
Celebriligious person: "OMFG did you hear?!?! Spencer Pratt just <did something douchey and retarded and not remotely interesting>!!! How amazingly interesting!!"
Regular person: "I hate you."
Ex. 2:
Regular person: "What are you doing?"
Celebriligious person: "Just reading in the latest People Magazine about how Brangelina's going to adopt another dozen African babies -- how sweet! And just look at what Paris Hilton was wearing last Saturday!! I just love her!!"
Regular person: "I hate myself for talking to you."
Ex. 3:
Celebreligious person: "Oh no! I forgot to TiVo the new episode of "The Hills"!! I just might kill myself!!"
Regular person: "May I help?"
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Get the celebracon mug.An impulsive decision consisted of the total annihilation of both an entire package of Oreos, preferably Family Size, as well as one’s dignity and self worth as a form of celebration. Usually accompanied by one’s friend, the more ridiculous the reason to celebrate, the better the experience.
Because of Oreos’ addictive nature, Celebratoreos appear to be a can’t-miss opportunity at blissful enjoyment. That is, until Oreos’ second-most dangerous quality takes full effect, causing sickness towards the product to grow to an unplanned, undesired, and very much unnerving state. Regret becomes tangible as reality seems to hit you like a punch in the face. However, its most dangerous quality will lure you back time and time again, like the Siren song, in what now you realize to be a surely inescapable death.
Because of Oreos’ addictive nature, Celebratoreos appear to be a can’t-miss opportunity at blissful enjoyment. That is, until Oreos’ second-most dangerous quality takes full effect, causing sickness towards the product to grow to an unplanned, undesired, and very much unnerving state. Regret becomes tangible as reality seems to hit you like a punch in the face. However, its most dangerous quality will lure you back time and time again, like the Siren song, in what now you realize to be a surely inescapable death.
Pat: I only let up 5 goals playing hockey tonight. Celebratoreos?
James: Are you sure? Remember last time with Red Velvet?
Pat: That won’t happen again.
James: Ok, let’s do Mint.
James: Are you sure? Remember last time with Red Velvet?
Pat: That won’t happen again.
James: Ok, let’s do Mint.
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Guy 1: Damn why is caelem such a legend like bro
Guy 2: Ya I know right! But I heard that bitch Delila broke his heart
Guy 1: Shit that fucking sucks he’s a god
Guy 2: Ya I know right! But I heard that bitch Delila broke his heart
Guy 1: Shit that fucking sucks he’s a god
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We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.
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Get the Masturbation Celebration mug.A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:
*Player 1 scores a goal.
*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.
*Player 2 grabs him.
*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.
*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.
*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.
*All team mates orgasm with player 1.
*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
*Player 1 scores a goal.
*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.
*Player 2 grabs him.
*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.
*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.
*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.
*All team mates orgasm with player 1.
*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
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