Cheesus

The form of jesus seen in cheese flavoured chips such as cheetos, cheese and bacon balls, doritos, etc.

person a: what have u got for lunch?
person b: i have a pack of cheetos *opens packet*, want some?
person a: suree, *takes a cheeto* OMFG FTW THERES A CHEESUS IN UR CHEETOS!!!! :"D

by shezbomb June 8, 2009

Cheesus Crust

Come on he is the son of Glob. He dried on the cross for our sins.

Cheesus Crust! That scared the shite out of me.

by Max. Layton August 19, 2008

Cheesus Christ

A God at Gaming, simply put it; He is the God of Cheese and a God at Gaming.

Bill: Have you heard of Cheesus Christ?
Carl: lmfao what?
Bill: Cheesus Christ, The God of Cheese.
Carl: Nigga you gay

by Cheesus.Christ April 27, 2019

Cheesus Crust

Less blasphemous than saying Jesus Christ, or an atheist way of saying Jesus Christ

Cheesus Crust!! I just stubbed my toe!

by FLiCaBuG June 24, 2004

Cheesus crust

A way of saying Jesus Christ without putting the lords name in vein.

Cheesus crust Anthony! Why did you take my money!

by rohb February 10, 2017

Cheesus Christ

Cheesus Christ, the savior of mice

A: I was praying to Cheesus Christ yesterday
B: Didn't know you were a mouser?

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds January 23, 2023

Mac and Cheesus

When you rub cheese on your girl's vagina in the shape of a cross and start to say the rosary while strangling her with it.

Dude, I did a mac and cheesus on Debra yesterday!!!

by DoctorKing November 7, 2018