Cheerios

Edible solid substance used so people can submerge their penises into it.

Me: "Let's play swords in this box of cheerios!"
Everyone: "Yeah!

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

Cheerio

When a woman’s vagina is so tight the size is comparable to that of a single cheerio cereal.

She got that cheerio, bro!

by Cheeriogirls February 18, 2020

cheerios

Legend has it, if you plant a cheerio in sacred ground, you’ll get a donut plant

I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...

And my heart has been severely damaged...

So John if you’re out there-

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020

Cheerio

A Beautiful Girl: Ridiculously Hot Girl

Derrick- Cheerio!
Daniel- Where?
Derrick- In the blue shirt.
Daniel- Wow she's definitely a cheerio!

by NoahK October 9, 2010

Cheerios

Cheerios are an oat cereal that is loved by millions of people. Cheerios are a very popular breakfast and taste amazing. Cheerios are life. they provide happiness. except when you're out of Cheerios then you become sad.

I had Cheerios for breakfast and I feel amazingingly amazing.

Cheerios are life.

by claxophone July 8, 2014

Cheerio

A Cum-Crusted Cornhole; Usually eaten at breakfast time.

"Please don't make me eat your bowl of Cheerios"

"Is your Cheerio Honey-Nut flavored?"

by Crust lover April 6, 2014

Cheerios

1. A pointless thing for british people to say when tea time has begun
2. The worst cereal that was ever invented in the history of the world.

Cheerios dawgi gg jiodsfhgjdslfhfdjtfj

by drgdr March 23, 2007