self checkout

when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"

did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout

by baby mongoose December 14, 2009

The Devil's Checkout

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers

Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check

by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020

checkout dick

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.

a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"

by Candini January 4, 2008

checkout tart

Someone who works in a supermarket on the checkout, usually a girl, but can also be used as an insulting term for a male checkout worker. Similar to Scanner Monkey

'Jack got a job at the supermarket, he's such a checkout tart!'

by Temet Nosce December 14, 2006

Checkout Catfished

When you get behind someone with few groceries in line and someone else comes along and says "I'm with them" and piles a bunch more groceries on. You saw a glimpse of one shopper, but what you got once you were in line was something entirely different.

"Aww man, that lady just jumped in with a whole other cart"
" Checkout Catfished ..."
"Yup"

by bobbyoldschool August 27, 2013

Checkout Stick

A term to describe someone or something as useless as a grocery checkout lane divider.

"Dont talk to Ethan, he's being an absolute checkout stick right now"

by atvmike73 October 10, 2019

checkout chick

1. An underpaid worker in a supermarket etc who is worked into the ground and treated like a slave by higher ranking supermarket workers, who are usually in their 40's and are under qualifyed for the real world.

Usually required to work up to 10 hours in a supermarket either all at once or by split shifts, and are forced to act greatful for their existance and act like slave labour is the best thing since sliced bread.

2. Someone who is always happy in any given job.

1. God, that checkout chick hates the supermarket.
2. Lucy is always acting like a f**king checkout chick.

by Nicolexx December 20, 2006