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chartreuse

1. adj., having the quality of a lie or an otherwise fallacious account, especially when told as if it were true.

2. n., a fallacious account or outlandish tale delivered under the pretense of truth.

3. v., to give a fallacious account or outlandish tale with the pretense of presenting factual data.

4. n., adj., some fake-ass color that some purport to be either an u-g-l-y yellow or a green which resembles a freshly cut lawn, after it has been regurgitated by a family pet.

5. n., a French liqueur; it was a favorite of author/pioneer/mad genius Hunter S. Thompson.
1. Person A: I heard she plays with power tools and has sexual intercourse with bears. Person B: Man, that shit is chartreuse.

2. He told me that he had licked the Washington Monument when he visited it last summer, but I knew he was feeding me some chartreuse.

3. Don't try to chartreuse me, I know you left that party alone.

4. She was pretty good looking, except for that chartreuse blouse she was wearing.

5. "With a pint of green Chartreuse ain't nothin' seems right / You buy the Sunday paper on a Saturday night." - Tom Waits, "Til the Money Runs Out"
by mako black April 22, 2009
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Carrell

she is a very caring and sweet woman, that knows exactly want she wants and no one will stop her. she's very caring and loving but if you hurt her or her loved one, don't think you'll get away with it, she loves her family and friends more than anything and would do anything for them and to make sure they are okay. She'll most likely love music and will listen to it whenever she can. she loves the outdoors and is a very outgoing person, but she is also a very reserved person and doesn't tell a lot of people about her personal life. she might have trust issues so if you really want to get to know her, just give her time to open up to you and make her feel like she can trust you
Carrell just keep being sweet and caring
by tash23 April 3, 2017
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Cantrell

Hot, ready-for-it, woman. Sum1 you're likely to chop up wid, n when uve waken up, u ent like "omg it looks like a rodent."
Guna hit up some cantrells 2night blood.
by KLICK-C November 23, 2010
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dirty chantelle

Dirty Chantelle is when you can't stop putting things into your anus. Like just trying to pile as much stuff as you can find in there. Like really jamming it in. And only being able to blow your load when the anoos is filled to the brim. Star jumps help the orgasms.
Bro look how shes walking funny. Definitely a dirty Chantelle.
by Smutty February 11, 2019
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chartwelled

Verb
Past tense: Chartwelled

1. A false feeling of having eaten too much, generally caused by a foods appearance or taste. Similar to having eaten at a chinese buffet, hunger is sure to strike 20 minutes later.

2. Loosing 20 pounds over three months due to either one of of the two symptoms listed above or restricted operational hours.
1. Oh man, I'm only halfway through my plate and I'm already so stuffed I can't take anymore food! So Chartwelled.

2. My roommate lost so much weight from eating at the caf, his family thought there was something wrong with him! F*&%!ng Caf food

3. **BREEEEEUUUGGGHHHHHRRHRHRRHRH** OH MY GOD Oliver, I just threw up something wicked!! Chartwells coming back to haunt

4. **Akward extended pooping sesh in 3rd floor bathroom**

Marc -I don't know about you Max, but for me it just ain't coming out...
Max -It's kind of a all go or no go deal, is it...
by Marx93 March 2, 2014
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Chantrelle

Chantrelle is a Tall, Very outspoken, Gorgeous, Kind, Smart and Caring girl. She’s always there for her friends and family, no matter what she’s going through she’s always a call away. She is also very shy and quiet, when you first meet her, but once you get to know her you will see how amazing she is. If you ever meet a Chantrelle never let her go because she is one of a kind. She loves books and is a total book nerd. Chantrelle is also very insecure about how she looks, but she shouldn’t be because she’s absolutely beautiful. Whoever ends up with Chantrelle is definitely one lucky guy, just treat her well and don’t let her go.
Have you seen Chantrelle? She’s absolutely amazing. Never let her go!
by Carmen adore December 1, 2018
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chantrel

A very argumentative person like to take order and very bossy she likes things her way chantrels are usually sassy and most have anger and attitude problems but over all can be funny and very creative and fun to hang around
Chantrel calm down
by Lean lean double cups December 31, 2017
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