Carlson School of Management

A second-tier business school at the University of Minnesota where second-tier douchebags acts as if a 28 score on their ACTs and a B+ in their joke of a Marketing class makes them special. Graduates work in second-tier positions in second-tier companies and uses bullshit words, such as "leverage" or "collateral", to hide the fact that they're not as smart as they think they are.

John, that douchebag over there, graduated from the Carlson School of Management.

I should have known, he was using bullshit words like "collateral" during the 1 o'clock meeting today. Nobody knew what the fuck that asshole was talking about.

by Kevin Phong December 25, 2009

Haley Carlson

Blows you away with her beautiful smile and amazing body and is the hottest girl you will ever see

Wow is that haley Carlson the hottest girl on school!

by cjeofkd September 30, 2018

Hot Carlson

Similar to a Hot Carl but a Hot Carlson is when you piss on the face and then defecate on it.

Blaine: Dude, I can't believe you fucked Charity.
Nick: If you think that is bad than did you know Greener gave her a Hot Carlson?
Blaine: Dude, did you still kiss her?
Nick: Ya toungue and all. I love that shit.

by Hot Carl Gustav February 7, 2009

charlton

the best club south of the Thames. They look down to low levels like palace and have got one of the best managers in the premiership.

-how did charlton do today?
-they sent palace down to the championship!!

by cafc luva July 25, 2008

Carlson's Scrolls

n. notes on courting girls passed on amongst high school kids.

"Carlson" is the title given to the mastermind in courtship techniques in the class - it was alleged that "Carl-" refers to "Court", and "-son" refers to "God" in Cantonese-Chinese dialect, meaning "God of Courtships".

Student A: "Look what I got from Zieglar's drawer!"
Student B & C: "It's Carlson's Scrolls!"
Student A: "Yep. See this one.. 'probing hands'.. that sounds brilliant!"
Student D: "Looks like Zieglar is gonna try these techniques on Rona this summer.. emmm..."

by Benji "Carlson" Wong November 16, 2011

Carlson Incident

When one passes up a perfect opportunity to bang a hot chick but for no good reason doesn't. He is either oblivious to when she flirts with him or he is a pussy bitch.

Meg was totally sexting Dan but he had himself a Carlson incident.

by Gator Dick December 8, 2012

caty carlson

the best friend someone couldever have. shes amazing and the most beautiful soul and most attractive person. she will always be there for you to pull you out of a problem even if she pushed you in. lol. she rediculously smart and amazing.

nobody can get like caty carlson

by catys sexy best friend January 11, 2009