charlenes law

The law of nature that states it's easy to find a guy to fuck YOU

But exponentially harder to find one willing to keep and support you
He likes having SEX and you pay for the room ?? Wow that's a shocker He lives by charlenes law
by Wyldstallyn May 21, 2017
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Missing Miss Charlene

An Awesome song by the finnish band, Lordi.
off the album "deadache" the song is about a young girl, called Charlene who suddenly disappears without a trace and the description of the village without her hence "The playground is forsaken, cold and greying," meaning that she was the light of the village.
rocker1 "dude did you hear that Lordi song "Missing miss charrlene"?

rocker 2 " yeah it's a brilliant song ,i have the lyrics in my pocket"
Now there was something about her
She made the villagers smile
How could anybody wanna hurt her
And wanna make her mommy cry

Angels high
The devil now walks amongst manking
Heavens high
A lock of golden hair was all that's left behind
She's outta sight

Whatever happened to the little lady
In the darkness she's forever waiting
The light is gone but hope is never fading
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

The playground is forsaken, cold and greying
The silence muting all the nightbirds wailing
These woods are heartless and there's no escaping
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

A monster stole dear Charlene for good

Taking pitchforks and torches
Hunting down the one they will blame
They are obsesses to see the smoking scorches
Forgetting little miss Arcane

These shady woods belie forbidden secrets
The swings are moving by themself at sunset
Her golden hair is tangled, skin is all wet
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

There is something buried in my backyard
The dogs are crazy, they are digging real hard
If they dig enough they might go too far
But she's not there, she and her golden hair
No, she's not there

A monster stole dear Charlene
by Metalfan 2010 November 03, 2010
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Ditch Charlen dagen

The tradition where every Wednesday you and you friend ditch a girl named charlen after cooking class
by Cabomar November 22, 2021
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charlenee

Charlenee is a very artist person, she is very charismatic and very fun to be around. If you’re ever upset about anything Charlenee is the person you can talk to. Charlenee is also very pretty who can pull off anything, if you have a charlenee in your life you wouldn’t wanna let her leave too easily as she’s an asset to anybody’s life.
“She was so hot, she was such a Charlenee
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Charlened

When the girl you’re dating has not one, but two other boyfriends on the side.
2020 has been a hell of a year, I just got Charlened.
by The worst man ever December 08, 2020
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Charlene Burkitten

A Charlene Burkitten is someone who is homosexual. They are usually obsessed with a male video game character with white hair and dedicate their life to buying every Fortnite cosmetic there is.
See that person right there? They’re a Charlene Burkitten.
by Ratatattatlol February 19, 2022
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Charlene BabaBoo (Pikkewyne)

Pikkewyne, also known as, Baba, Boo, Love and by many she is Charlene. Pikkewyne is what we call love at first site. If you like to see a gorgeous smile this is where to find one. Caring, loving and yes definitely very sexy, amazing body and has this very naughty attitude about her. As much as she can bring joy to your life and smiles to your face she can quickly bring tears to your eyes and before you know it you will notice what a RBF is. If you ever want a mate for life, you will need to find your own Pikkewyne and if you try and steal my Pikkewyne I can tell you if she doesn't put you in your place trust that I will because my Pikkewyne is mine and only mine, this is somone you want to grow old with and have kids with.
Charlene BabaBoo (pikkewyne) is a great partner and couldn't ask for a better mother for my future kids one day.
by CPeach May 16, 2025
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