storing a charge

When you are holding in a huge poop

Why are you walking funny?
I have been storing a charge ll day.

by Xecium March 1, 2015

Shit Charge

The act of charging your iPod or iPhone before taking a massive shit

Phil: Hey man where's your iPhone charger? Those tacos just hit bottom. It's gonna be a long one.

Rene: Ah you need a shit charge bro

by 2am_hero August 21, 2011

Milky Shit Charge

When a gentelman ejaculates into the rear of a man/women and the reciever retorts by breaking mind and thus covering the ejaculator with a mixture of his own seed and a little bit of poo if lucky.

MAN1 -"Mate, Just blew my load up this bitch's ass and you'll never guess what she did.

Man2 - "Nah mate, what happened?"

Man1 - "Slut only let rip with with Milky Shit Charge, got in my eyes, hair, every-fucking-where."

by OTHOM June 15, 2009

split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)

"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

skin charge

rape conviction.

yo that nigga caught a skin charge for fucking with shaquanda while she was out cold.

by Guru Satan April 4, 2012

skid charge

The stain in a woman's underwear where the anal skid mark meets the vaginal discharge.

"Girl. You gotta clean those panties. I can see the skid charge stain when you leave your dirty underwear on my floor"

by Yorkshire_Heffalump July 22, 2021

.9.mMmake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025