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War. War never changes.

War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.

People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.

Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
by slapping of the asscheeks August 15, 2019
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Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.
"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"
by Dyluxray June 7, 2020
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When someone says they have a lot of money, but never provide proof or are lying about their wealth.
Jonathan talks big game about his wealth, but never pays for anything. He must have Trump Change.
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rum changsky

An alcoholic beverage comprised of one Beer Chang, one shot of rum, and one shot of grenadine. The Rum Changsky is a simple and efficient drink for the working man. Nothing in wasted on appearance or taste. Designed and named to honor Noam Chomsky's friendly brand of communism.
Hitherto, every form of society has been based ... on the antagonism of oppressing and oppressed classes. Henceforth, society shall be freed by a Rum Changsky made for every man ... the working man.
by Harvey Bennet April 20, 2010
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Boo Chang Chow

Refering to someones smelly genetials, butt, or just a weird smell coming from that person.
Somebody in the club had a little Boo Chang Chow going on.
by reddragon_859 February 24, 2009
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Barry Manilow Key Change

Multiple key changes in any sappy song used for dramatics and to manipulate emotions - an art especially exploited by Barry Manilow.
My choir director shouted out to us while we were singing, "Get ready for the Barry Manilow key change!"
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Change your channel

A request to have somebody change one's attitude or demeanor.
Yo dawg, why you be acting like dis?! You better change your channel!
by yourbrokenamp January 9, 2010
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