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Ching chang hon chi

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There once was a guy named Chen Shimei who lived with his wife Qin Xianglian and kids in the countryside. One day, Shimei gets hired by the king in the city to work as a fuma ye in his royal circle, and marry a princess. This sounds rather douchey on the king’s part until you realize that nobody in the city actually knows that he is married. However, rather than explaining that he has a happy family at home, Shimei agrees to the marriage and lives in the city for years, eventually becoming corrupt. Meanwhile, years later, his wife is worried about her husband, as everyone in her village thinks he died. So she takes her kids and belongings and goes to look for him in the city. Shimei finds out that Xianglian is searching for him and he hires an assassin to kill her and their children. The assassin, showing surprising human decency, does not assassinate the family and instead informs Xianglian of her husband’s situation. She is furious and reports him to the king. However, since ol’ Chen has a crap ton of power, being a high-ranking official and the husband to the princess, nobody is willing to take the case except for one Bao Gong, who is the guy singing. He is famous in Chinese legend to be the epitome of fairness and justice, and the song is basically Bao Gong announcing to the public Chen Shimei’s crimes and condemning him.
Chinese person: Do you really what all that "ching chang hon chi" thing is all about?
Non-Chinese person: Yeah bro... it is about a meme, bro...
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Chang’s Razor

Any cuck on any web forum anywhere can be assumed to be Chinese until proven to be Jewish.
Ooh another BBC slide post, looks like Chang’s Razor applies.
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Hua Cheng

Hua cheng is the definition of someone who ,though cold and aloof, has a special person who they will love till they erode.
A: I will die for you and love you when no one else will. I'll be with you for eternity
B:You're such a Hua Cheng!
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Mike Chang

mike chang: HOW TO GET SIX PACK IN 1 WEEK GUYS! ERHMAHGERD!
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Chang'd

The act of kicking someones ass, figuratively or literally. Not to be confused with "changed", although a change may occur. Slogan for the energy bar Chang.
- How did the meeting go?
- I chang'd it!

or

You've been chang'd!
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Poon Chang

1. hot asian girl, usually that one would like to hit.
2. asians having sex, usually the girl is HOTTT.
1. look at that hot Poon Chang! i would HIT THAT SO HARD
2. wow, that Poon Chang porn was frkn leetsauce.
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cheng xin

by Someone better than Cheng Xin February 1, 2022
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