breakfast-of-champions

novel by Kurt Vonnegut

I read Breakfast of Champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn't understand it as my mouth was full of vagina.

by JT Dollar Sign November 7, 2003

Breakfast of Champions

Black coffee and a cigarette as your first and only meal before noon.

The Breakfast of Champions is staining my teeth

by drunk money November 10, 2008

Mr Champions League

A Portuguese footballer who occasionally steals the show in big football matches especially in the showpiece competition— UEFA Champions League.

Juventus have always fallen short of winning the grand prize. They have recruited Mr Champions League to help them win it.

by F I F A May 1, 2021

breakfast-of-champions

Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex

"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"

by Zigz November 5, 2003

Crab Champions

A game made by the creator of crab rave; Noisestorm.

It's a rogue-like survival game where you survive waves of enemies.
There are also Duels and Racing modes

When is Crab Champions released?

by RavagerRaven November 23, 2021

Breakfast of Champions

A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)

I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions

by The-V June 29, 2015

breakfast of champions

the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...

A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets

"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"

by Stars of Mars March 14, 2007