chairman pooh

What we call Xi Jinping, China's leader, due to his resemblance to the loveable bear of fiction.

joey: I should be watching a Red Sox game right now, but fucking Chairman Pooh has to make the fucking entire world his germ warfare guinea pig
jim: got any toilet paper, dude?

by F. P. Sellers IV May 18, 2020

Chairman's Flight

A long haul airplane flight that takes place on a weekday, taking off in the morning thus meaning a day of no work. Traditionally this was only reserved for the "Chairman" of a company. Example JFK 9am - LHR 9pm.

Alex managed to get the Chairman's flight and so is missing today's meeting.

by RockyGunner September 15, 2022

chairmapherdite

a hermapherdite who keeps begging people to sit on him/her. You've encountered one most likely if you've been to a party in West Hollywood.

Chairmapherdite: Please sit on me!
Drew: No way, you silly chairmapherdite!

by NoMSG September 29, 2010

Chairman Bob

Chairman Bob is the awesome communist leader of Aldies foods. He is often mistaken for Chuck Norris, because he is just so awesome. If you ever see Chairman Bob, either A) you have no life left in order to consider options, or B) you are about to have all your grocery wishes come true.

Chairman Bob is to America as fate is to life.

by Hershey400 May 16, 2009

Chainman

The shabby-arsed useless tit of an assistant who attempts to follow orders given to him by a Land Surveyor.

Chainmen tend to be:

1) students of the Surveyhood whilst gaining vital survey experience in the off peak periods

or

2) Career chainmen - nasty rabid, fly blown and flea bitten pieces of work who, for some reason, are all smokers and have filthy beards.

Chainmen (or chainpersons) are responsible for:

- Keeping the survey vessels (see rust bucket) in reasonable cleanly order and with appropriate amount of stocks

- holding the prism pole for the surveyor (as the surveyor can only be in one place at one time unfortunately...)

- Following orders from the surveyor

- Filling the air with cigarette smoke and the nasal twang of bogan accents

- Generally making a balls up of every possible situation

See chainy

Surveyor: "My chainman didn't sharpen the brush hook for use in the field today."
Draftsperson: "So what did you do?"
Surveyor: "I took him out the back and shot him."
Draftsperson: "Oh, good!"

by pissedoffsurveyor January 20, 2011

Chairman Lmao

The Eternal Spiritual Leader of the Great Cultural Rofflution.

Chairman Lmao is often ranked with Lol Pot as one of the great Laughist kicktators of our time.

by John Taxpayer, Esq. April 4, 2009

Chaymae

Chaymae is a super cool girl that does whatever she wants. Noone can influence her opinions and shes always true to herself. Shes strong and can endure a lot when she has to. But she is very loyal and sweet when you get to know her and has a very caring personality. If you chaymae is your enemy, you will die. But if shes your friend, youre very lucky.

Damn chaymae is coming to the shishabar?? Lucky.

by Dumbbitchhhh January 29, 2020