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Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."
Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.
by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006
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certified baller

being such a baller that you are legally certified.
Mike "Look at that baller!"
Shaun "Oh thats just james, he's a certified baller."
by jdtitties April 24, 2010
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3 hole certified

a chick that will take in the Ass, Mouth, and Snatch
by bheron July 12, 2006
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Popeye's Certified

Popeye's Certified- A state of being and/or lifestyle in which one has achieved the level of "Hood Rich" in local society, but despite all the fame and fortune, one is never too good to eat at Popeye's Chicken.

Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation

Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011
One is Popeye's Certified if you meet the following prerequisites:
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!
by Tanner Pauline December 26, 2011
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certified banger

Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.
"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."
by rereret December 2, 2010
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Certified smacka

by Kodak blacky boo September 8, 2017
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certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties
Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!
by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022
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