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Alaskan Poop Ceremony

The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.
1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.

2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!
by Poop Gobbler February 14, 2021
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master of ceremonies

Let me see your master of ceremonies
by erin June 2, 2004
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award ceremony

when your friend decides to shower with you and put the penis up the butt and spank em in showers. And masturbate together and paint the shower with your cum and makes the bathroom beautiful. And giving your mom a heart attack.
award ceremony wapppppp
by quartz89 January 27, 2022
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crémone

Ottawa valley french word for scarf
Attache ta crémone autour du cou
by Luc Therien October 27, 2007
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ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse
Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004
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flossing ceremony

to have sex...
a friend asking another friend about having sex with his/her partner.
e.g so how was your flossing ceremony?
by gthx September 23, 2011
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Ceremony

This is why events unnerve me
They find it all, a different story
Notice whom for wheels are turning
Turn again and turn towards this time
All she asks is the strength to hold me
Then again the same old story
Word will travel, oh so quickly
Travel first and lean towards this time

Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown
Heaven knows it's got to be this time
Watching her, these things she said
The times she cried
Too frail to wake this time
Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time
Avenues all lined with trees
Picture me and then you start watching
Watching forever
Forever
Watching love grow, forever
Letting me know, forever

Ceremony
by Death Menace June 21, 2023
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