calgary

A great city that has it all.
Ps. madtroll is a nerdy, geeky, homosexual jackass

I went to a hockey game in Calgary, go flames go!!!!

by Centron1 July 20, 2008

Calgary

An awesome city with some great people, and some assholes. Yes, there are sluts here, but there are sluts anywhere else too. Interesting people. And 17th Ave is pretty fun, as is downtown and Mission. Should be the capital of Alberta.

Calgary is better than Deadmonton.

by chic geek August 20, 2003

Calgary

Far enough south of Edmonton and beautifully far from Toronto. Unfortunately, way west of Montreal

Person one - Yo lets hit up West Ed
Person two - ummmm im feeling like a couple hundred clicks south . . . Calgary?

by HouseMD13 October 16, 2008

Calgary Tower

When a girl has her period, and is wearing a tampon, you pull the tampon out and stick it in her ass. Then have sex in a position so that the tampon is sticking up in the air so that she looks like the Calgary tower. When you're done, take the tampon out of her ass and reinsert it back into her pussy. You can follow this up with a Dirty Lanny.

My girl pissed me off so we did the Calgary Tower and I finished it off with a Dirty Lanny

by UrbanDick March 27, 2007

calgary flames

Kick ass NHL team. A team in which I have been cheering on since before last year. Skilled players, cool coach, awesome team. Way better than the Leafs.

I love the Calgary Flames!

by Lexi January 21, 2005

cagar el palo

(mexico)
to bother someone frequently.
a words-figth wich someone wins for very much.
fuck off

Siempre andas cagandome el palo
Your always bohering me so much

Te metio un cagason de palo
He shut up you with what he told you about your mom

No me cagues el palo
Fuck off

Todos te van a cagar el palo por lo que hiciste
Everybody will bother you because of what yo did

by Dantee12 September 22, 2006

calgary

The best City in Alberta! We've got the Flames, who are getting to be a really strong team. We also have the "Best outdoor show on earth", known to be the Calgary Stampede. Which by the way is a blast to go to. To agree with Edmonton people, I don't think it should be the Capital, we wouldn't want a bunch of political crap in our city. Not to mention we can drive 45 minutes and be at some amazing skiing and snowboarding locations. So to sum up this definition. Calgary is the place to be. (We are also wicked rich). By the way, Practically no one has mullets and every city on earth has sluts. We kick booty.

Welcome To Calgary, The Most Wicked Cool City In Alberta.

by Véronique April 23, 2006