Caucasian sex 

Caucasian sex Is having plain vanilla sex. Plain vanilla sex is like having a ice-cream sunday without hot fudge, caramel sauce,

whipped cream, strawberries & nuts.

In other words Caucasian sex is having sex and skipping the first 8 steps in the 9 steps of intimacy.

9 STEPS OF INTIMACY:
* 1. Hugging
* 2. Holding Hands
* 3. Closed Mouth Kissing
* 4. Open Mouth Kissing (French kissing or kissing with tongue)
* 5. Caressing/ Touching (Groping over clothes)
* 6. Anytime Clothes Come Off
* 7. Genital Touching (Touching private parts)
* 8. Oral Sex (Anytime someone’s mouth touches another person’s private parts)
* 9. Sexual Intercourse

"This is the first time you brought me flowers...you just do BASIC Caucasian sex...BAM, BAM, done, that's it!" #MarriedAtFirstSight

Caucasian sex by 69Love July 25, 2019

Caucasianaphobic 

A mudshark with implants and a CD rack full of Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Since when did Betsy get the phobia?

Caucasianaphobic by major_delmac February 28, 2005

caucasianitis

Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.

This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC

The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm

-Inability to dance

-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively

-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics

-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.

"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."

caucasianitis by THE_AE May 23, 2010

caucasian waterfall 

When your girl is taking a piss and you piss between her legs at the same time.

"I gotta go pee," said Jaquinta
"Shit, so do I," said Desean.
"Together?" Jaquinta inquired.
"You mean a Caucasian Waterfall?? Hell Yea!" DeSean replied.

caucasian waterfall by Whittal Man January 19, 2010

Caucasia-vision 

To see through the eyes of a caucasian. In a caucasian point of view.

(as used in "Undercover Brother") A device used to show all things primarily white to one of black ethnicity.

Tyrique: Did you hear? Jamal went to a nascar party last night.
Will: How'd it go?
Tyrique: He had fun!
Will: He must have caucasia-vision.

Caucasia-vision by theTERM-INATORcre March 6, 2010

carcasian 

Any white car.

This model of Volkswagon comes in silver, red, and carcasian.

carcasian by beachmom37 July 23, 2011

Cauhasian 

an individual of caucasian, haitian, and asian ethnicity. In today's global universe, mixtures of many kinds are unravelling. This biological mixture produces particularly exotic and beautiful children.

My newest grandson is my favorite cauhasian, with his american asian mother and haitian father.

Cauhasian by Gee Kim September 30, 2012