Carpenter’s Laugh 

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy

Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*

Carpenter’s Laugh by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

carpenter grip by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019

carpenter donnie 

A very sexy young twink that brings all the boys to the yard.

Carpenter Donnie is a sexy man.

carpenter donnie by Donnie Carpenter October 15, 2019

Carpenter's delight 

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

Carpenter's delight by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

Carpenter Bees 

The ducking worst thing ever. they're really loud and whenever i go outside, they just fucking harass me. They buzz really loud and just fly around me and they never stop.

Timmy: Hey John! Wanna go outside?
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees

Carpenter Bees by Margarine_Human April 15, 2023

Don Carpenter 

is the infamous god who distributed justice throughout Dale County High School. When he raised his five fingers most listened, but when you didn't know how to count or tuck in your shirt, you were doomed to the Gates of Hell.

*Don Carpenter eats microphone* "Mrs. Deaton's Class line up please!"

Don Carpenter by InsideJokesOnly December 21, 2018

John Carpenter 

The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.

John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.

John Carpenter by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005