Carnifex

The public executioner at Rome, who executed persons of the lowest rank; hence, an executioner or hangman.

Also a name of a metal band.

CARNIFEX BE BRUTAL

by bludgeoned August 26, 2009

carnival penis

A penis that's fun for the whole family.

"Wow. Come over more! You've got such a carnival penis!"

by The Mingler May 10, 2014

Canidae

Canidae is the scientific name for canine. Animals belonging to the family Canidae include wolves, foxes, jackals, coyotes and dogs.

Person 1: What does Canidae mean?
Person 2: Canine, basically dogs.

by FlushedToilet May 16, 2011

Eat Ass (Carnival Style)

When one fills their sexual partner’s ass to the brim with whipped cream and then preceeds to suck it all out.

When questioned about his favorite activity, the man simply said he liked to “eat ass (carnival style)”.

by The Enticing Encyclopedia October 13, 2017

Carnival Urinal

A urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall. It's just like someone trying to fill a clown's mouth and pop a baloon at the fair.

Today I used a carnival urinal and realized I was standing in a puddle of human lemonade.

by T Macalicious June 28, 2012

carnival creampie

When a man cums in his hand then slaps someone in the face.

Damn Lexy fucked up so bad that Josh hit her with a carnival creampie.

by josh19696 March 17, 2014

cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 3, 2005