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cannonballing

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The nefarious and perverse act of standing a reasonable distance behind your doubled-over and unsuspecting partner, taking a run up and rifling your sack completely into her anus shouting "CANNONBALL!!!" at the last possible moment. Having knocked her to the ground with your scrotal barrage, proceed to jack off over her back while sitting balls deep on her ass and taunt her by singing shanties. Works best if she's just taken a shower because she'll be prepped, and then have to take another shower after you've demonstrated your pirate-like domination.
Theresa had just got out of the shower when Francois skidded round the corner and launched his nuts with hi-def explosive power into her rectal cavern, heroically crying "CANNONBALL!!!" and then nutted one out all up her back and in her hair. With his cannonballing mission complete, Francois knew the world was safe again.
by Filth Wizard October 16, 2008
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Cannonball dookie

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A naked cannonball, where you poop (dookie) before you hit the water. Originated from a viral video, hosted on nothingtoxic.
by Stampitch November 6, 2010
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Fargo Cannonball

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When you're having sex with a chick and her water breaks.
We are gathered here to celebrate the birth of a child, and mourn the drowning of a dear friend. Both happened after a Fargo Cannonball at the party Friday night.
by Big F Nasty January 15, 2010
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unattended cannonballs

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The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.
In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.
by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2014
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golden cannonball

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Noun. Celebratory act when one rips a j, holds it, shotguns a beer, then shoots a shot of tequila, then exhale.
Tony you just bad beat me dickhead, take a golden cannonball.
by Roque S4 October 1, 2015
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cannonball shits

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when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time
I took a shit today too bad I had cannonball shits.
by RealWeeamoo March 24, 2016
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Lil Jon cannonball

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A variation on the drinking feat known as the cannonball where one partakes in such an action with one's hand on a window sill and feet on the wall (from the window to the wall), or vice versa, while suspended several feet above the ground and using one's free hand to rest the liquor bottle on the elbow and drink. After completing the cannonball, the performer must yell "Yeeeeeeah!" in true Lil Jon fashion. This is a physically challenging feat, one not likely to be bested.
My flawless Lil Jon cannonball execution topped even Maria's "Lil Kim cannonball", which involved drinking while swinging around a strippers' pole in edible underwear, and Kevin's "R. Kelly cannonball", where he drank while peeing on a 15-year-old girl.
by Nick D December 1, 2004
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