Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018
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He performed a swinging cliffhanger faster than a speeding bullet, She sure knows how to swing a cliffhanger
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The privilege associated with being raised in particular regions of California known for wealth and opportunity. Commonly used when jealous or salty over a friends ability to score internships, make LinkedIn connections, and attend prestigious universities due to one's raising in a nice California neighborhood.
Girl: "What are your plans for this summer break?"
Boy: "Nothing much. Just going to intern at big Silicon Valley firm. They're conveniently right down the road from my house, I live next to the CEO and he got me a spot."
Girl: "I am so sick of your California Privilege."
Boy: "Nothing much. Just going to intern at big Silicon Valley firm. They're conveniently right down the road from my house, I live next to the CEO and he got me a spot."
Girl: "I am so sick of your California Privilege."
by Goliath87 February 26, 2018
Get the California Privilege mug.A fuckin awesome song by 2pac, and Dre. From 2pacs album All Eyez On Me. It topped the charts and was ranked #346 on Rolling Stones 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. But 2pac was pissed at Dre because that was the only song Dre did on the album but he still made a shit load of money off it.
Whenever I'm just chillin listenin to music and california love comes on, i go fuckin crazy and just start dancin.
by ryanjustescaped September 4, 2007
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Want to do some blow?
No thank you. I quit last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.
No thank you. I quit last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.
by Soberisdope April 1, 2021
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Saint Jiub drove them off, but a little bit too late.
Saint Jiub drove them off, but a little bit too late.
Nerevarine: I have finally fullfilled my destiny. Now Vvardenfell shall be save for.. wait, what was that noice?
*Skreeeekk*
Nerevarine: By Azura, no! Cliff racer!
*Skreeeekk*
Nerevarine: By Azura, no! Cliff racer!
by t.m.p.a August 6, 2011
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