a group of extremely narcissistic and annoying people in the southern california region, based mostly in the san pedro area and some of the surrounding south bay. basically everyone that tries to belong to the "so cal assassins" are just major douchebags who think they're better than everyone in the history of the world. they pretty much all need a good ass kicking and hopefully will one day realize what incredible fucktards they are.
how to spot a "so cal assassin":
-look for an annoyingly large and lifted truck, usually extremely loud and obnoxious
-a lot of tattooed losers driving them
-people who act like they are not racist, but most definately are, as one can blatently see by their iron cross tattoos and white power state of mind
-someone who does absolutely nothing with their life but try and be cooler than they actually are.
how to spot a "so cal assassin":
-look for an annoyingly large and lifted truck, usually extremely loud and obnoxious
-a lot of tattooed losers driving them
-people who act like they are not racist, but most definately are, as one can blatently see by their iron cross tattoos and white power state of mind
-someone who does absolutely nothing with their life but try and be cooler than they actually are.
girl #1: hey did you see those loser "so cal assassins" guys driving around in their piece of shit car trying to give everyone dirty looks?
girl#2:yeah, they should really stop with that, its actually extremely embarassing if you ask me.
girl#2:yeah, they should really stop with that, its actually extremely embarassing if you ask me.
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So Cal Love is experienced when you recognize all of the good in Southern California. A state of being. The So Cal Love Boutique brings two great things about California as one...designer consignment and So Cal's Love for animals.
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So Cal Bros are prevalent at high schools and universities across America. They are young males who tend to wear "bro" tanks and hawaiian shirts, sport long hair, and use the word "chill"
They play soccer and lacrosse because they are not athletic enough to for football or baseball. They have almost no muscle mass, most can barely bench 135. The So Cal Bro's arch nemesis is the jock.
While taking a backseat to the jocks in terms of high school popularity, most So Cal Bros join fraternities in college in an attempt to boost their social standing. They have success in frats due to the fact they will do almost anything to get some pussy.
When it comes to girls, a So Cal Bro will typically play the "best friend" role. He may put up with a girl's shit for years and not get any pussy, only to wait until she is at rock bottom to make his move. After a girl has been played one too many times by "douche bag" guys, she will inevitably give the So Cal Bro, her "best friend", a chance.
They play soccer and lacrosse because they are not athletic enough to for football or baseball. They have almost no muscle mass, most can barely bench 135. The So Cal Bro's arch nemesis is the jock.
While taking a backseat to the jocks in terms of high school popularity, most So Cal Bros join fraternities in college in an attempt to boost their social standing. They have success in frats due to the fact they will do almost anything to get some pussy.
When it comes to girls, a So Cal Bro will typically play the "best friend" role. He may put up with a girl's shit for years and not get any pussy, only to wait until she is at rock bottom to make his move. After a girl has been played one too many times by "douche bag" guys, she will inevitably give the So Cal Bro, her "best friend", a chance.
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Get the So Cal mug.A reigion boasting large amounts of concrete, homosexuals and fake tits. Quite probably the most disgusting place. White kids tend to try to act tough by sportin famous clothing and skate all day while other ones are complete bro's and wear abercrombie and other homosexual lines of clothing. So cal gives california a bad name (and Hollister isnt in so cal ... its a town an hour inland by gilroy/ san jose)
:Hey bro wanna go hang out at hollister and check out the new upside down visors.
: Ya dude that would be so legit lets get some famous hats and so cal shirts too!
: Ya dude that would be so legit lets get some famous hats and so cal shirts too!
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-Sal-The act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the rectum and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their rectum.
-Cal- Involes taking an article or article(s) of clothing from One's closet. With permission, however, with force. Lots of force, wining, and maybe even some threats. Dangerous procedure. No one should have to go through a Cal. When article of clothing is returned, it will come back with mystery stains. If not returned, it was lost in a late night sex trip on the other side of the city.
-Tal-A sex position, in which you lower your head and keep your ass high, knees crossed to avoid attention.
A Tal is often practiced outside in the city, notably in public places such as metro stations and parks.
-Sal-The act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the rectum and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their rectum.
-Cal- Involes taking an article or article(s) of clothing from One's closet. With permission, however, with force. Lots of force, wining, and maybe even some threats. Dangerous procedure. No one should have to go through a Cal. When article of clothing is returned, it will come back with mystery stains. If not returned, it was lost in a late night sex trip on the other side of the city.
-Tal-A sex position, in which you lower your head and keep your ass high, knees crossed to avoid attention.
A Tal is often practiced outside in the city, notably in public places such as metro stations and parks.
by salcaltal June 7, 2009
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