catastrophe

Catty and otherwise teasing usage of apostrophe.

Dont you gimme that catastrophe, hey bro.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Catastrophe

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.

One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.

by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018

Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

Cakeastrophe

Cakeastrophe
For a mistake making a cake or a cake being accidentally damaged ruining it

Oh no; that's a Cakeastrophe

by The Gluten Free Cake Kitchen August 28, 2014

Cashtastrophe

When you check your bank balance and realise you spent more money than intended.

I just bought three things on afterpay and now I’m too broke to buy dinner. What a cashtastrophe!

by LilBron September 19, 2018

Catastrophe

The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.

Riley: I'm Catastrophe
Calamity: Welcome back, Catastrophe

by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021

Caltastrophe

Basically Catastrophe but if you insert the name Cal infront of it, so it is used in the same scenarios but centred around this one person. Can only be used properly by anyone named Cal.

"The fact that there are only six sausage rolls instead of seven sausage rolls is quite a Caltastrophe!!!!"

by Cal_The_Dumb_Bitch May 30, 2022