Cain

Cain is an egg, he also thicc

“Oh look it’s an egg it must be cain”

by Thiccegg June 2, 2018

Cain

To obsess over some minute detail of a car or, in the rural south bronx, a pair of sun glasses.

Yo, quit cainin' on my ride.

Be sure to cain that car before you buy it off craigslist.

by FatGIRLeater June 10, 2009

Cain

A large, over-weight teddy-bear esque person.
A generl, cuddly, fat-ass

You girlfriend has made you such a cain!!
-At least im getting some yams!!

by Atmosphere12345678 May 6, 2011

Cain

Often closet queer usually doesn’t finish high school closet racist and slightly obese cracker

Caine sucks ass

by 911 is fake April 4, 2019

Cain

Poster on the Catacombs, an Internet messageboard for the Half-Life Mod Team Fortress Classic. Posts mostly pretentious bullshit on any number of academic subjects. Best known for his elitism, bitterness, and sarcasm.

Did you see Cain's latest long ass post? What a douche.

by Abel January 25, 2005

Cain

Something that really hurts!Usually said after you hurt yourself badly, or someone hurts you etc.

Man the F***in cained!
My knee cains!

by Muso August 3, 2007

cained

when ur really really stoned, beyond the point of bein pleasantly high yet not quite whiteying yet

we got absolutely fuckin cained last nite

by Seph May 13, 2005