cabbage hands

An arrangement of phalanges attached by connective tissue to a carnival worker's wrists. Typically small in nature and having the aroma of cabbage.

Luke: Last night I got jerked off by a carnie.

Dan: Wow, how was it?

Luke: Amazing. My cock looked huge in his tiny cabbage hands.

by handjibbers June 30, 2017

Hot Ass and Cabbage

The distinct odor left in a room after people have been having sex in it - particularly sweaty, nasty, after a twelve hour workday sex. The smell is evocative of ass sweat and the distinct funky perfume which emanates during the process of boiling cabbage.

"Aaawww, what the... ?!? It smells like Hot Ass and Cabbage up in this piece."

Said to significant other when they come home after a long day of work: "Phew, baby why don't you go take a shower before we get busy - I don't want my sheets to be stinkin' like Hot Ass and Cabbage."

by - Chaka - November 10, 2008

Dense Cabbage

Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.

p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-

by icyte June 2, 2019

Trip-hop Cabaret Dance Punk

A genre that the members of Panic! at the Disco made up to describe their music, while talking about genres that newspaper reporters make up about them. (On the DVD from the boxed set)

person 1: What do you think Panic! at the Disco's genre is? Dance punk?
person 2: No, it's definitely Trip-hop Cabaret Dance Punk

by Iam A. Person January 14, 2007

Cabal on Mars

When you're in the middle of a war with the Cabal on Mars and you have to punch through the defenses of Valas Ta'aurc, who commands the Siege Dancers outside of Rubicon to loosen their grip on the freehold.

Vuvuzela: Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

by Boopy Doopy Doops November 2, 2020

Cabraloco

Food reviewer and Binding of Isaac player. He plays 12 hours of Binding of Isaac everyday and eats kfc.

Guy1: Cabraloco come play overwatch
Cabraloco: No. I play Isaac
Guy1: fuck you!

by PenisBizon January 4, 2022

Bum Cabbage

Someone who is past Douche bag but has not yet become a complete degenerate of a person.

Guy 1: yo, did you see the new kid today?
Guy 2: yeah, but that guy is just Bum Cabbage

by $Corrigainz$ March 18, 2016