vagina cabinet

Sarah Palin, a hot dumb bitch who is in politics

Sarah Palin is a vagina cabinet

by jerryhouse August 1, 2009

Cabinet Foot

During the act of oral sex a Female’s foot while giving a foot job intentionally slips off the male appenditch and into his anus.

“ Did you just cabinet foot me?”

by The PushPop February 28, 2018

jam cabinet

Euphemism for vagina.

Also a less aggressive alternative to cum dumpster.

We've been making out for weeks but she still won't give me access to the jam cabinet.

by neologizer June 11, 2014

Ham Cabinet

A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.

The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.

Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."

Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."

by murphy'slaw March 25, 2011

Cabinet Gnome

Someone who doesn't get out much.

"Jenny is such a Cabinet Gnome!"

by Jacqui February 22, 2005

Cabinet Bomb

When you raid your parents drink cabinet and mix anything you can find together. Normally you would do this as a last resort.

Emily: scott couldn't get the drink for us

Tasha: fucks sake! ill just have to make a rank cabinet bomb.

by abigazzzz August 1, 2011

File cabinet

A place to store files, taxs, dead body's, and those files your company wants you to keep and they say you would use it but you never will need

When you need to put dead bodies in your file cabinet

by Orange_cheerio November 4, 2016