Cassell Crazies

1. Fans of Virginia Tech basketball. Named for Cassell Coliseum, home of the Hokies. Superior in every respect to the cameron crazies of Duke.

2. Baddest motherfuckers on the planet. Known for their love of moonshine and "Enter Sandman."

Duke Player 1: Man those Cassell Crazies are fuckin rowdy. They own our fans hardcore.
Duke Player 2: Like totally.
Duke Player 1: Wanna go have butt-sex?
Duke Player 2: Do you have to ask?

by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 27, 2005

Cassell

Often mispronounced "Ka-Sall", this last name could be the last one you hear, because when attached to a woman, manipulation will be your way of death. Typically on drugs or drug addiction treatment medications, this name carrier will begin acting as the damnsel in distress, then slowly get you to do things for her. She will mention liking something, in hopes you get it for her. Do NOT expect anything in return. Expect speaks of family, but don't expect to have one with her. She will talk down on then to you, and down on you to them. The Cassell family sticks together, backing each web of lie with another one. She won't let you see your child, but will let other men around them.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see that new Cassell girl?
Friend 2: bro trust me, my friend dated her 4 years ago and he's still telling me women are pieces of sh*t!

by Mjonesbitchhh October 29, 2018

Cayelin

Cayelin, a really beautiful girl who gets many compliments and many people chasing after her. She’s the best at complimenting her friends and is usually very delicate looking. Typically has fluffy hair and unique aesthetics that make her friends lucky to be there and her lover even more lucky.

“I would stay up all night texting Cayelin.”

“Cayelin is literally the definition of perfect.”

by Izzy:+) October 18, 2019

Cassella

The absolute COOLEST town that you have never been to and prob never will. The people are called Cassellian Hellians and are complete BAD ASSES. Cassella also has some of the Hottest Girls in the world! Cassella is located in Mercer County Ohio in the middle of a Cornfield right by the Cassella Church. The Cassellians also have their own song too

WE FROM CASSELLA WE FROM CASSELLA WE FROM CASSELLA...YEAH

by Cassellian Hellian January 12, 2011

Cassell

Like the sun, Cassell brightens up everyone’s life. He is the blueprint of a man, consistently reflecting on his actions, holding himself accountable, and dedicating himself to self-improvement. Cassell has a lot of compassion to share with others, he is someone you can always count on. He is also extremely dedicated to his work and is going to change the world with his intelligence and creativity. He is incredibly quick-witted and goofy, hanging out with him will have your cheeks hurting from smiling too much. His smile will leave you dazed for days and his eyes are mesmerizing. He is beautiful inside and out. If you have this kind of person in your life, you have been blessed by God himself. It is a privilege to have someone like him in my life and I hope whoever comes across this finds a Cassell too.I don’t know what I would do without him.

"Cassell get off your game and read the chapter."
"I met a Cassell yesterday and I think I'm in love."
"Cassell changed my life."

by Cheesecake67 September 15, 2020

cassel

A cassel is a boy that will always be manly but is very bipolar. He'll cheat on a girl like she's a piece of s*** usually jamaican and ugly.

That girl is so ugly she looks like a cassel.

by Therealnames.com February 10, 2018

Casely

This came about due to a famous tennis coach by the name of Carlos Casely who hosts Tennis Camps for kids for summer vacation. After all the kids are registered for camp, the camp suddenly gets canceled right before it starts because of some unforeseen circumstance and Mr. Casely runs away with all of the money.

So if someone you know collects money for some cause or event and does not follow through and keeps the money...they just pulled a Casely.

"Don't pull a Casely".

by Casely May 28, 2014