a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.
"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious
by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011
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Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.
Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.
I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.
When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.
When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.
by NeologianPJG May 19, 2016
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A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.
Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)
Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.
Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface
Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)
Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.
Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface
Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016
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Get the buttstache mug.The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
by MDspyro February 18, 2007
Get the Suprise buttsecks mug.an initial invitation of the ritual of buttsecksing, it involves inserting the umaro into another's butt with the promise of repeated insertion
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see also se><0r t3h f4c3
by GAWD it hurts!11! January 17, 2004
Get the y halo thar buttsecks? mug.When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Man: Oh yeah baby
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
by The Poonman July 3, 2009
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