Yesterday's Patchwork

Something that happened the day before you don't want to discuss. Usually used ironically.

Person 1: Hey, do you remember when you..........
Person 2: THAT WAS YESTERDAY'S PATCHWORK!!

by Pie In Box November 30, 2019

Yesterday's Garbage

A smell or fart that smells like garbage that has been sitting in a metal trash can outside overnight and heated up the next morning by approximately 85°F by a row home.

Consisting of mold, debris, rotten chicken, fish, cheese and the heat allowing scent to travel.

*farts*
Dude! You smell like yesterday's garbage!!

by steammustachio June 24, 2021

Born yesterday

Uses to describe someone who is just as naive or inexperienced as a newborn baby or someone who's only been in this world for a day.

I can't believe Jerry says Ford is a good manufacturer, he must have been born yesterday.

by D. Y. Vetz November 27, 2019

Zone of yesterday

The anus region. Named after the time duration of food transport between the mouth and the arse.

She was on her rags so I rubbed my pork sword around her zone of yesterday.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Last Yesterday

Simply put, the day before yesterday, or two days ago.

Dude 1: "Hey man, did you see that new episode of Jersey Shore? GTL, amirite?

Dude 2: GTFO, that was so last yesterday.

by shortybobert March 3, 2011

last yesterday

Means earlier today. Most offten used by Nancys that have been hanging around Bulgarian guys too long and have become thier pimp.

You know what happend last yesterday when Georgi came in to work this morning?

by Kelly Gorbey June 18, 2008

king of yesterday

when you are so madly in love with a girl and something happens and you too split that you feel like you were the king yesterday but now are nothing..

plus its a pretty kickass song by Jude

Jim: How's it been going since you and Katie broke up?
Mark: Pretty bad... there only one word to discribe
Jim: What's that?
Mark: I just feel like the king of yesterday..

by JudeFan65 January 26, 2007