bumpin doodles

bumpin doodles is the act where two males approach each other with massive erections. the two penises must be aligned head to head. with a strong look of determination one of the males will commence to jack off both parties using his excess foreskin.

"hey hayes, do you wanna go doodle bump tonight?"
-hayes " sure man, its like whatever over here, mind givin hernandez a call? he's got soft skin." "he loves bumpin doodles."

by thedoodlebumper November 9, 2006

Burnin

to have a STD

She burnin, don't fuck her

by Tiffany November 9, 2003

bumpin onions

The act of two lesbians backing up to a two way dildo.

I walked in on Jessica and Nicole bumpin onions.

by slone July 22, 2003

Gum Bumpin

To speak of something you know nothing about. To spread rumors, gossip, or speculate without all of the facts. See also (Trash Talking) (gossiping). (hating)

I wasn't even there, see Joe's gum bumpin again!

by JVRAS August 6, 2011

burping the chair

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.

The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.

by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006

Bumpin Willies

The act of two males bumping, slapping, and/or touching their schlongs against one another.

I heard Arnold and Jack were bumpin willies in the men's bathroom.

by Da Greenbush April 18, 2008

Bumpin apples

When one lady and another lady like each other, they mutually deicide to bump their apples together.....

Clair and Rose were bumpin apples together in the forest without either of their husband’s consent or knowledge.......

by Applebumpers June 26, 2019