buoy band

n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.

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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?

By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.
by gnostic3 December 05, 2022
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crushing the buoys

The act of placing one mans ball sack around another mans penis.
Since Cory and Derek were both circumsized docking was out of the equation, so instead Derek was crushing the buoys
by Longshlongdangleton August 19, 2017
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Sarah Buoy

Rufus honey, will you go get my Sarah Buoys from my dresser.
by Tcrock January 15, 2022
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Belly Buoy

When a female has a pierced belly button and after performing sexual intercourse the male ejaculates on the stomach and it resembles a buoy floating on the water.
You shouldn’t let your daughter get a belly buoy.
by Doctor Zing Zing August 25, 2021
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meat buoy

noun, a gluttonous human that gourges themself to the point where they cant keep their food on thier plate and will not move; suggesting they would be floating in a sea of their own food like a buoy in the ocean
your such a meat buoy andre, you cant even keep the sausage from your pizza off the floor
by samuraianimated December 18, 2007
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Buoy Bobber

The act of getting or receiving a blow job on a boat, sailboat, cruises ship, or any other floatation device on the open water.
Dude 1: How was your cruise?

Dude 2: I got a couple buoy bobbers.

Dude 1: Sweet.
by Sailor 1 June 12, 2011
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Bekstrit Buoys

Well basically there’s a radio station in Dublin,Uk called newstalk one of their shows was called “THE HARD SHOULDER” it’s a show you listen to on the drive home from Werk and one day they were talking about how the noughties were the best decade and somebody from Valencia(never mentioned her name but,I could see the newstalk hq from afar) enters the chat forgot what she said but that bit at the end was “I kinda like de bekstrit buoys
by Patman post September 10, 2023
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