Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.
by Andy Holman July 20, 2008
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A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.
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by ClownBoy June 21, 2006
Get the cunty bumpkin mug.A horrid ass smell from when a Homeless person shits their pants can cant replace or wipe his ass thus resulting the worst smelling shit ever have been smelt before. Can also be used for a term for having to take a shit severly bad to the breaking point where your about to shit you pants literally.
"Dude get out of the bathroom i got the bumshits."
"you like 2 girls 1 cup? your gonna love my bumshit soup."
"you like 2 girls 1 cup? your gonna love my bumshit soup."
by Jewdip November 11, 2009
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'Yep, lotsa bumkins shakin what their mamas gave em'
'Too bad we didn't bring enough moonshine to bag a couple of em'
'Yep, lotsa bumkins shakin what their mamas gave em'
'Too bad we didn't bring enough moonshine to bag a couple of em'
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Get the Bumskies mug.so basically its a pudgy bumpkin and you can be so pudgy with it and as much as a bumpkin as possible. and if you want to be a little pudgy and a teensie bumpkin thats ok too
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