FIFA bullshit

When you're dominating your opponent in FIFA but EA decides it's not your day and fucks you over in stoppage time.

Lucas and Cameron are tied 0-0 late in the game, after Lucas had 20 shots on goal and 80% possession.

Lucas: I can't wait to be rewarded with a win for my hard work!
EA: Haha, good one!
Cameron: It's the 90th minute! Watch this.

Cameron's defender makes a weak attempt at goal, but it gets deflected and Lucas' sedentary goalkeeper watches as the ball slowly rolls into the net.

Lucas: That's some FIFA bullshit!

Lucas throws his controller out the window.

by easucks2020 September 2, 2020

Mayor of Bullshit Mountain

AKA Bill O'Reilly of the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News. Jon Stewart introduced this concept of Bullshit Mountain in a debate between Stewart and O'Reilly. After introducing that notion, Jon Stewart defined Bill O'Reilly as the Mayor of the Bullshit Mountain.

Guess who's gonna be the Mayor of Bullshit Mountain? Bill O'Reilly!!!

by nonenonenonenonenonenonenone March 19, 2014

The bullshit of all bullshits

The worse disgrace.

Such as being passed up for a promotion by a newbie.

Paula: Well, Andy, the numbers just came in and you are by far our best salesman. So, I am promoting you to floor manager.

Mooj: This is the bullshit of all bullshits!

by Shifty Eyeballs October 22, 2014

bureaucratic bullshit

The state of which that procedure becomes more of a hindrance to a cause than the original cause.

Johnny would have won but, because he didn't pay attention to the bureaucratic bullshit and follow the 97 step process, Sarah won instead.

by ocean123456 April 17, 2016

r6 bullshit

Getting a headshot and it doesn't count especially when when theres a hitmarker, team killers, bad teamates, weapons not doing the damage it says it does, and operation health.

This r6 bullshit is need to be fixed by the trash ubisoft servers .

by Fix rainbow six siege April 24, 2018

Highschool Bullshit

When kids and adult confuse arrogance with confidence. They cannot be content with what they have so they start causing problems because they are bored. Most of it is just silly shit and get everyone involved with superficial, retarded logic because someone tells them to.

When you wanna stop this highschool bullshitt and grow up, you know where to find me!

by Joel Stephenson September 5, 2007

bitchass-bullshit

when you stub your toe, or when you're playing Grand theft auto.

Franklin *crashes car* BITCHASS-BULLSHIT!!!

by toothpastecracker May 12, 2020