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GM car made for imbeciles that still think it is 1950 and domestic cars are still quality machines. Will fall appart as soon as the warantee is over. Newer models loved by retirees who have lost many brain cells as the years went by.

Older models loved by gansta crowd that likes to break the seats and put sound systems with deep bass to drive around with in a reclined position. The irony is that the sound system usually costs more than the whole car in many cases.
My first car was a total POS Buick Regal coupe.
buick by TruthandLIES November 26, 2006
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Piece of crap, garbage, useless, worthless. Derived from a horrible American built car, only driven by blue hairs and ignorant ass crackers and mullets who think they are cool.
Dude, that new album by Metallica is Buick!
buick by Fez Monkey August 10, 2005
Yet another poorly manufactured North American marque. Ugly as hell. Steering like a stagecoach pulled by a rhino.
buick by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
v. to shart. To fart in such a juicy manner as to bring excrement content into question.

n. A shart. An especially juicy fart.
"Dude, that was a fucking, Buick." - Matt Damon
"Whoa... Buick." - Kianu Reeves
"Total Fucking Buick" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
"That was the nastiest Buick, I have ever experienced." - Conan O'Brien
"You are going to need a change, after that Buick." - Oprah
"Buick." - Dr. Dre
Buick by $100 February 3, 2010
A feeble old lady. Named for the oversized (and proportionally underpowered) cars they invariably drive.
The supermarket bagger got annoyed at the fact that all his today were Buicks, all of them asking him to unload their shopping filled with kitty litter and tapioca pudding into their Cutlass Supremes.
Buick by Loogaroo November 26, 2006
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K krank
buick by manaen August 19, 2008
Person 1: How's lunch today in the cafeteria?
Person 2: ehh, it's buick.
buick by CTK 88 May 9, 2011