Brotentious

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.

Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

by broboi69 June 3, 2016

Brosectomy

when you get a vasectomy with a close friend

Me and my friend got a brosectomy last Friday.

by AlexTheYes June 15, 2018

The Brojects

Shoddy frat house college housing. Where bro's live.

Yo bro, you goin to SigEp tonight?"..."I don't know man... that's in the brojects. It's pretty dangerous down there. Last time I went through that part of town I got pummeled with a bunch of natty light cans by bros listening to Lil Wayne on their front porch."

by dehski September 19, 2010

Brotection

Protection from your bros when bitches be hatin'

"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"

by c-dome April 27, 2009

Brotection

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.

Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.

by Emasdiez November 20, 2009

Brosectomy

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom

Bro 2: I'm sorry bro

Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectomy

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brojected

When you try to fit in with a bunch of bros, and you get rejected from the clique because they can smell the fear on you.

"So I was at the bar, and I was talking to this really fine chick. Out of nowhere her bro boyfriend walks up with his friends, and laugh at my collared Hawaiian shirt, then walked away. I completely got brojected."

by SicChicOnMuhDic October 19, 2011