Brotanical Gardens

A place where bros can walk around and take in nature as they discuss Dave Matthews Band and drink Natty Light.

'Hey bromigo, wanna go out to the brotanical gardens before we bro down tonight?'

'Yeah bro! We'll go brotanamo bay on that shit! Lemme get my croakies.'

by senojnayr November 20, 2011

brotox

when you and your pal get together and bro out and go get botox together

hey man, we should totally go brotox later

by karbear8459 June 16, 2017

Brotat

A homemade tattoo that is created by jamming a needle into a pencil eraser and repeatedly stabbing ink into ones skin in the shape/design/wording of one's choice. The tattoo is given by one of your "bros" or "hoes", hence the term.

If done poorly, which they most likely will, they will fade in about 10 years leaving only a remote memory of younger days when beer flowed like wine, and bad ideas seemed great.

"How about after we finish these bottles of Mad Dog 20 20 we brotat 'TGIF' on our toes to symbolize our love for Friday"

"I'm in, but mine will secretly stand for "That girl is fiiiine".

by MeRoo July 31, 2009

Private school brotard

A cocky, arrogant male that is only made worse by the fact he is private school educated.

That guy who works at WWG is such a private school brotard

by Allischu February 1, 2020

Brotexting

When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.

Yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn't have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.

by MFGriddles January 5, 2009

Brotatorship

The form of government within large establishments of Bros. Very similar to a dictatorship. The leader is determined by whoever has the most bro-like qualities.

Broseidon has become the new ruler of the brotatorship in Bromania.

by MaddenCS June 4, 2010

Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.

Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.

by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012