polar rotation

When heavy breasted women get fucked doggy-style in the northern hemisphere,their hanging boobs swing in a clockwise circular motion.Conversely,boobs in the southern hemisphere scribe a counterclockwise path.

I had the ole lady's tits in full polar rotation last night.

by wolfbait51 May 18, 2011

Masturbation Rotation

1. A mental list of people that make you want to touch your genitals until it is

time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with

premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often

being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank

1. Your pretty face has earned you a reoccurring spot on my Masturbation

Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.

by Hugh G. Rection Jr. July 14, 2013

bloation device

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.

girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008

bromatin

The stuff in a man's DNA that allows him to share information surreptitiously with other males.

EXAMPLE 1:
Guy 1 to Guy 2: That was a nice space to get out in.

(intrinsically implying that in the past few moments a guy could have scratched, worked out, or rested his eyes)

Guy 2 to Guy 1; Yep.

(he's pretty much indifferent when it comes to all that stuff but agrees it could have all happened.)

Girl in the Back Seat: Are you guys talking about sex? I don't have BROMATIN like you.

EXAMPLE 2:

A lady is easily fooled into thinking a man is simple to understand, but a female can't help but be misguided due the the presence of BROMATIN on his Y chromosome.

by Ace Tea January 23, 2014

jobber rotation

Term used in fantasy baseball. It is the act of picking up starting pitchers (and then dropping them for a new one) in an effort to win the strikeout and wins categories. Usually pitchers available on the waiver wire aren't very good, hence rotating through jobbers.

I'm down 3-1 in wins and 35-20 in strikeouts. Guess I'll have to do a serious jobber rotation the next few days.

by Bob Johnson Here April 28, 2007

Birtation

A word used when you blank out and don't know what to say, like when you are a reporter on live television.

Reporter: "well a berry very heaveh aah heavy do it birtation tonight, we had a very dares dares son, but lets go hit, tearish, taze english for the bit… behead da pit."

by bacala777 March 15, 2011

Fap Rotation

The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.

I have a fap rotation system involving my favorite episodes from a hentai.

by Seiban June 20, 2017