Britney Spearsed it

When wearing a short skirt and you flash your crotch while getting out of a vehicle.

I totally Britney Spearsed it getting out of my boyfriends truck last night, thank god I was wearing underwear and no one saw me.

by purple_alicia May 19, 2009

Britney Speared

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis

"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"

by badugah February 21, 2009

britney shears

A bald-headed woman (in reference to Britney's chrome dome).

Dude did you see that britney shears walk by? Yeah, she was hella sexy!

by Trendman March 25, 2007

Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy

A sexual fastasy that Britney Spears Has about being a sex slave. She calls all her boyfriends,"Master". She wants them to flog her if she doesn't perform good enough sexually for them or if her orgasms don't cum hard enough. That is where she got the idea for her song,"I'm a slave 4 U".
There are rumors that she is planing to start a sex slave colony complete with auction block and whiping post ect. So that her and people like her can live out there sex slve fantasies some playing the part of sex slaves and others playing the part of there masters.

I wish I cound make Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy a reality.

by Deep blue 2012 August 7, 2010

Britney spears

the best singer who womanised me so hard i'm a transwoman :)

Person 1:i need to get somewhere but google says it will take 10 mins and i need to be there in 5!
Person 2 (the better one) : don't worry just listen to Britney spears and walk... you'll be there in 2 mins !!!

by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 25, 2022

Britney Spears

See Plastic, Barbie, And/or Satan

Britney Spears is 50% plastic, 80% computer generated, and 100% evil

by yo mamma March 12, 2004

Britney Spheres

To possess a chest like that of Britney Spears' circa 2003

Shawn: Yo bro did you check out that girl? She had Britney Spheres!
Johanssen: Totally saw them

by da_thug44 November 19, 2007