"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017

When you’re so bad at chatting to females you don’t even bother approaching them because failure is inevitable
by Robert Ferry April 24, 2022

by FP.27 May 27, 2022

"You are as dumb as a brick wall!"
"Oh yeah? Well you are only 5% smarter than corrugated cardboard!"
"-And as you know a brick wall is at least 5% smarter than corrugated cardboard, so therefore i am smarter than you! Ha!"
"Oh yeah? Well you are only 5% smarter than corrugated cardboard!"
"-And as you know a brick wall is at least 5% smarter than corrugated cardboard, so therefore i am smarter than you! Ha!"
by Someone else than Kling May 31, 2022

When someone is trying to communicate with another and they are getting blatantly ignored; ghosted in real life
by AllenLead September 29, 2025

by Jon9715 February 5, 2018

by NFSzeno February 23, 2015
