"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017
by Eric grade7 April 12, 2018
by NFSzeno February 05, 2015
by FP.27 May 28, 2022
"You are as dumb as a brick wall!"
"Oh yeah? Well you are only 5% smarter than corrugated cardboard!"
"-And as you know a brick wall is at least 5% smarter than corrugated cardboard, so therefore i am smarter than you! Ha!"
"Oh yeah? Well you are only 5% smarter than corrugated cardboard!"
"-And as you know a brick wall is at least 5% smarter than corrugated cardboard, so therefore i am smarter than you! Ha!"
by Someone else than Kling May 31, 2022
When you’re so bad at chatting to females you don’t even bother approaching them because failure is inevitable
Tstrode brick walled it with cal the dragon
by Robert Ferry April 24, 2022