An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.
by Wasn't Me March 10, 2015
Nah, that’s no typo. This dudes name has an n in it, because he’s breaking all the rules all the time. He’ll give you the shirt off his back, if he’s wearing one, and tell you to slap a smile on that face and live like there’s no tomorrow. Big fan of a live band, following trends but claiming he started them, living life on the edge and cracking open an icy cold modelo. This guy will walk miles in the rain to buy his girl a juul, because she got a job! Patterned shirts? Oh he owns a few. Sense of humor? Oh he’s got one. Ain’t no quittin this guy.
“Did Brent just walk that little old lady across the street?”
“Brent hit me with his car and convinced me it was my fault. He prob right tho”
“Brent hit me with his car and convinced me it was my fault. He prob right tho”
by Red Flaming Hero November 25, 2021
to masturbate uncontrollably
by Edger Shroom August 19, 2007
by Binshit December 30, 2010
The most amazing, loving, caring, warm hearted, sexy man on the face of this earth, loves johnny cash, jessica bradley, and gettin laid!!
by sugmufftop July 06, 2009
Is a total hotty and gets all the girls. Makes girls jealous that they aren't dating him. Smart, very funny, and fun to be around. Make a good friend out of anybody named Brent he might be your best friend.
by Thedictguy January 12, 2018
by Mag¡c May 01, 2022